Sunday, May 23, 2010

CALL ME A SUCKER...

...but I love a good infomercial. And for some reason that, "as seen on tv" sticker just calls out to me. So, of course I bought the Neckline Slimmer 3000 (I just added the 3000 for drama). I don't know if it's made any difference, but the picture on the box is like a miracle. You know you're gonna want to borrow it if you see my neck looking all buff and stuff. I promise not to say, I told you so.




Friday, May 21, 2010

SUMMER FOR A DAY

It was summer for a day here. You know we will never miss an opportunity to slap on some swim trunks and sunscreen. So here we are in mid-may livin' it up. It was winter again the day after this, I think. The weather has been kind of manic, hey?

Also, we are having a renewed sense of excitement about Toy Story at our house. Are you? The toys that I thought were forgotten forever have been brought back to life. Yenner even pretends he's Andy. I guess they've got a pretty serious advertising thing going on over there at Disney.

Friday, May 14, 2010

VANITY

Surely you are not near as vain as I am about photos of myself. I like the top one better of myself but I think the bottom one is better of the boys. The boys got me photo shop for mother's day. Can I photo shop that hole in my hair in the bottom photo? Only time will tell.

A RIGHT OF PASSAGE AND LIES

Doesn't every child have to experience cutting a patch of hair off their heads, or is it just mine? I would have thought that Yenner had lost enough stuff the last couple weeks (teeth), but he thought different I guess.

Our Jaydie is quite deep. He wrote this note to direct the tooth fairy to the tooth he lost in the car. Here are some things he's pondered regarding the tooth fairy... Can she see through things, what does she do with the teeth when she takes them, tooth fairy flight patterns and so on and so on. The question is, how big will this lie get before we burst his tooth fairy bubble? We'll see. I'll let you know.

Friday, May 7, 2010

AWANA DREAMS COME TRUE

I don't know if you can tell the difference between these two pictures but to me they are like night and day. One says, this is the best day of my life and the other says this totally stinks. Jaydie wears his emotions on his face apparently.
The Awana ribbon scandal of 2009. I think all our wounds have healed now.
It looks like Jaydie's car is eye-ing Pearson's Dodger car.
We have arrived as far as Awana races go. We brought home the 1st place trophy!! Finally we can sleep at night. I don't know what Rob did to make that car win, but Jaydie was in heaven.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

VISITOR INFORMATION





Just so you know what to expect when we come stay at your house, here are some of the services we offer....
1. Dig up the soil you just recently put down.

2. Send a very large castle toy sailing down the stairs in order to land violently against your tv cabinet.

3. Plug up your toilet.

4. And last but not least, leave your house in utter ruins and your bathroom with a strange smell.

Sorry Pischke's for wreaking havoc, but it sure was good to see you all and we totally appreciate your hospitality!! So when do YOU want us to come visit?