My Four Boys: THE LAST OF MAMMOTH...I PROMISE

Deep Thoughts by the children...

Mar. 8...Nolan...A burp means yes and a fart means no. Always remember that.

Jan. 31...Brennan...Mom, Jayden called Nolan a pharisee!

Jan. 23...Nolie...Cool down (at pe) is not like cool down, it's like torture.

Jan. 1, 2014...Nolie...I wanna be a pizza delivery guy so I don't have to go to college.

Nov. 22...Nolie...Mom, it's so cold outside! Could you comfort me?

Nov. 18...Nolie...The next time I see a bee I'm gonna thank it for honey.

Nov. 12, 2013...Nolie...Ew, I burped and it had vomit in it and it tasted like rotten chips or raw chips.

Feb. 28...Brennan...Nolie, why do you wake mommy up all the time? God is bigger.

Feb 24, 2012...Jayden...Hey Mom, does this candy involve peanuts?

Jan 19th...Jayden...Oh, I do ever so want to play Angry Birds for the next recital.

Nov. 24...Jayden, after playing a certain piano piece...Boy, that was really incomparated.

Nov. 22...Rob looking at his phone. Nolan...Dad, look at what I made. Nolan...Dad, you're gonna have to focus on me right now.

Sept. 30...Nolan...Mommy, I tried but it's hard to love God more than I love you.

Sept. 22nd...Jayden...If a fork was a person, would he be a bad guy?

June 13th...Nolan...Mom, I don't wanna take my toys to college, I wanna leave them for my kids.

May 30...Yenner...It's time to go Mom. Don't forget yourself.

May 12...Me...I will tie your shoes as soon as I'm done eating. Yenner...Mom, I'm more important than food.

April 20...Jayden...I want to put my Lego ship up high so it doesn't get determinated again.

Mar. 8...Nolie...Don't step on the best fundraiser book ever.

Mar. 6...Nolan...Goodnight, goodbye. Sleep good, pray in your head and everything.

Feb. 10th...Nolan...When Daddy is 70 will he be called Big Rob?

Jan. 25th...Nolan...Mom, I love you more than my cake.

Jan. 22nd...Jaydie...Brennan is the nicest kid I ever met besides God.

Jan. 5th...Me...How did God send the meat to the Israelites? Yenner...Let there be chicken.

Dec. 21...Nolan...I had a dream that guts were climbing up my leg.

Nov. 21...Jayden...Nolie, can you please stop using run-on sentences?

Nov. 2...Nolie...No Mommy, hold me!! I'm cuter than Yenner.

Oct. 13...Me...Who's gonna put others first (as they fight over a toy)? N...Are you Yenner? B...Nolie, are you?

Oct. 10...N...God's go kart is faster than those go karts, huh Mom?

Oct. 4...Me...Nolie, you didn't have any bad dreams. That's great!! Yenner...I prayed for him.

Sept. 28...Nolan...Well, why did God put that tree (knowledge of good and evil) there?

Sept. 24...B...Mommy, I love you more than 100. I love you no matter what.

Sept. 22...N...Mommy, I want to marry you.

Sept 1st...Nolie...Mom, I have to go potty, and I am totally thirsty, and I peed in my pants a little.

July 31...Yenner...Mom, are we growing up too fast? Me...YES

July 5...N...Here, take this remote so you can control yourself. (to Yenner)

June 4...N...How come we can't see God's hands if we're in His hands?

May 17...N...Can dinosaurs read? B...Nope N...how come? B...because they can't hold the book. N...Oh

April 19...J...God made spring shiny so I wouldn't get sick this year, huh?

April 19...Yenner...A poop looks like a footprint.

Feb. 17...Me...Nolan, you're being a troublemaker. Brennan...Ya, you're supposed to be a policemaker.

Feb. 16...J...How much did it cost you guys to adopt me?

Jan. 10...Jaydie...If I was a chicken, would you eat me?

Jan. 6...B...crying loudly. N....I accidentally threw my shoe at his face.

Nov. 25th...Nolan...I eat boogers. They're caramel chocolate.

Nov. 20th...Brennan...My scream won't work, Mommy. The battery is dead.

Nov. 11th...Brennan...Mommy, don't run over Cody.

Oct. 31st...Nolie...I don't want to go to heaven because there's no Halloween there.

Oct. 27th...Jayden...I think this is pretty much incredible. (said while watching Willy Wonka)

Oct. 17th...Brennan...ruf, ruf, ruf. (he thinks he's a dog right now)

Oct. 17th...Brennan...I want some broccoli cake.

Oct. 14th...Nolie...When you burp when you have yogurt, it tastes good.

Oct. 10th...Nolie...Whoa, that laundry basket is super full.

Oct. 7th...Jayden...I was having a big justice on Brennan, but now I'm gonna have mercy on him.

Sept. 20th...Nolie...Mommy, I want to sit with you because you are cute.

Sept. 18th...Nolie...I see the instructions, you're doing great. (as Jaydie builds a lego ship)

Sept. 10th...Brennan...I'm good at games. Nolie...No you're not, Yenner.

Sept. 8th...Nolie...I had a dream about heaven, but it was closed.

Sept. 6th...Jaydie...It's kinda sad about eating chickens, huh?

Aug. 9th...J...I really love Star Wars, but I love God a little more.

Aug. 2nd...J...When my eye hurts, that means I'm blind.

July 11th...J...If we took Daisy (the dog) to the butcher, would he chop her up?

July 5th '09...J...God is really happy that I shared a lollipop with Cooper, right Dad?

My Four Boys

Sunday, May 1, 2016

THE LAST OF MAMMOTH...I PROMISE

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